Santa Questions and others

We were en route to Western side of Maryland from the Eastern Shore, when after a while we thought she was already asleep we heard a sound from the back. It’s obvious that she has been in deep thoughts….

Lil K: How come there are two Santa Clauses?
Me: What do you mean?
Lil K: Well, how come there is one in Laurel and one in the Eastern Shore?
Me: I think the other one is an assistant. Why do you ask?
Lil K: It’s because I saw the string in the Santa’s beard at Walmart and he doesn’t smile then didn’t even ask me if I have been good or not. He was too skinny for Santa.
Me: It’s because Santa is a very busy guy and he needs assistants to do all these PR work in the stores, you know he is preparing for Christmas.
Lil K: Yes, I can see that the Santa in Walmart was fake.
Me: (no comment, trying to control my laughter)

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Lil K: How does Santa see if I am good or bad?
Me: He has surveillance cameras everywhere.
Lil K: Where does he put the cameras?
Me: Everywhere.
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Lil K: How do the packages stay on Santa’s sleigh when he is flying?
Me: He has this really strong force-field to make the packages sit still.
Lil K: What is a force-field?
Me: It’s is like a very strong plastic wrap that you don’t see and if you ask too many questions Santa looses his magic.
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Lil K: I don’t get much attention.
Me: Why do you say that?
Lil K: Because C(dog) gets the attention.
Me: (I thought for a moment) It’s because he only a short time to live, remember he has cancer and he needs alot of help for things you can do by yourself.
Lil K: Oh.